So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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