What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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