He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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