He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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