i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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