my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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