i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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