Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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