HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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