I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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