Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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