But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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