I'm so fucking centered right now
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The air was thick with penises
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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