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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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