She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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