Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
we should paint friendship bongs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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