Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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