i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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