You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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