guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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