Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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