census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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