I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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