69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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