yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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