did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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