On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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