SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I love having hate sex.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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