I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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