scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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