I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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