I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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