Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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