Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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