I just made out with a guy for $7.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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