whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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