TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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