do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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