Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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