Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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