Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
How naked do you want me to be?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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