They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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