Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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