DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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