at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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