i think my mom watched the whole time
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
please come you make the beer taste better
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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