Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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