even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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