I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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