A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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