this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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