so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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