new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it glows. i had to have it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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